The Polish Ambassador

Bear in mind when voyaging the Universe, it's important to refrain from using the "autopilot" feature on your sailship too often. We've heard of a few of our clients milking it beyond the reccommended usage (navigating galactic winds, shifting through hydrogen pressure bubbles). Overuse can cause your wits to dull... soft brain some call it. What do you think the sharp talons of a space hawk in heat can do to a soft brain? 

That's right. Don't answer that question. 

Instead, insert this songchip into the semiport in your flight deck, and you will recieve notifications when you are abusing the autopilot feature. Thanks, and happy drifting.

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Time's Running In

A Seafarer's Map to the Overworld

In a life dominated by necessity, the tiger's sense of sight is an essential part of its very survival. Play this song and ride the tiger of your mind toward infinity. Don't worry where she takes you. It's not a place. Just keep your eyes backward, your legs invisible and your buttocks firmly pressed on the saddle of kismet.

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Secrets of a Psychedelic Homestead

Tiger Vision

Soft & Gentle, she whispered as she proceeded to stroke her kitty.

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Soft & Gentle

Master Tea is the old hippie 3rd cousin of Mr. T. 

Master Tea (formerly known as Bob Bobson) spent a ton of time in the far east learning about various teas, medicines, shapeshifting. Whence he returned to the west, he felt he didn't fit in, so he transitioned to a frog. 

You can still call him "Master Tea". He won't be offended...or just "Master" will do. Close friends call him "MT". Just don't call him "Frog boy", "Frogger", "Frognasty5000" or anything of the like. If you do... this song will magically begin to play in the background of your present moment, Master Tea will portal hop to wherever you are and he will kick your ass. Badly. 

He'll also probably poison you with frog medicine. Because it sprays everywhere when he does his Typhoon Backspins on your face.

You've been warned.

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Master Tea

good and evil have followed each other around since the dawn of time. all kingdoms built will be all kingdoms crumbled... bathing in the misty wake of consciousness rests a lost kingdom. you can't find it but it can find you. best to keep your floaties around.

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Lost Kingdom

She's not your Bebe. She's her own. 

The 1st single from my 2020 release, Time's Running In.

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Bebe

In a sea of neon grasses and floating eucalyptus stands a singular llama. Be still child, for this is no ordinary llama. With a simple gaze in your direction, she will increase your awareness 7 fold. Extraneous organic data you've stored will be obliterated, Neural pathways will reroute, a great rushing of blood will activate mysterious glands in your throat. You will become the champion you were never meant to be.... But all greatness comes with a cost. What will yours be? Llama Nirvana.

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Llama Nirvana

Dare mount this stallion only if ye blood is of intergalactic Scythian lineage. Trot about universes at your leisure but be warry boy, the stallion's balk has the might to toss you down the wrong side of a black hole...which may or may not be a good thing.

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Steedy Wonder

Fern Laverne travels by electricity. Before you know it, she's in your house plants. Resisting her leads to destruction. Welcome her. Embrace her & she will show you worlds previously unknown.  Good luck, young spaceling.

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Fern Laverne

Music and Artwork created by The Polish Ambassador. Made in the Sierra Foothills of Northern California.

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Mi Na No

Musician. Producer. Beatsmith. Recording artist. Composer. Dance-floor general. Label-head. A mystery man of many hats, The Polish Ambassador rocks more than just a trademark jumpsuit, authoring sublime, intentional artistic works, animated safaris in technicolor sound.  At first breath, The Polish Ambassador was an experiment, David Sugalski’s sound-art passion project that came to life. An inventive, imaginary character born of humble, humorous beginnings, he found his first audiences through the support of primitive digital radio stations. Today, TPA is among the premier EDM/live crossover artists in the country with millions of listeners around the world; he’s consistently in-demand at the live music-focused gatherings and boutique electronic festivals from coast to coast. Founder of independent label Jumpsuit Records, an environmentalist and early progenitor of the permaculture action movement, the world’s funkiest diplomat is here to party with a purpose.